Heads up, NZ! Apr 4 is National Burrito Day. In America. But they don't own it. We can have Burrito Day too! Tomorrow, you wrap something tasty in something bready and you put that in your mouth hole and you eat it up! And don't let anyone stop you—I believe in you! You got this!

* to be clear, the set of all burritos is a strict subset of "tasty things in bready things". A sandwich is not a burrito. A wrap is not a burrito. You can't celebrate National Burrito Day with a fucking calzone!

Don't make me do your Googling for you, good citizens of Earth!

** and for fuck's sake, Dunedin, put away your cheese rolls. They're suitable when you're racing burning couches down Baldwin Street, but that is for another day.

National Burrito Day demands burritos. Real burritos. With real tortillas.

(But melted cheese in or on is fine.)