Haters will hate but modi ji is secretly developing a rocket which will go all the way to devlok (that's heaven for you non-sanskrit speaking lowlifes) and call upon Lord Brahma - the most excellent creator of Brahmins and the Universe as well.

Then Lord Brahma will descend on prithvi (earth) and bless all Brahmins -- first and foremost my exalted Gaur Brahmin self -- with a special devshakti (divine power) which will rid this world of every virus including but not limited to corona.

Then every creature on earth will start speaking Sanskrit (except shudras obvs lol), panchamrit will flow through all rivers, all women will become ma sitas, and you all will get the Supreme oppurtunity to live in Ram Rajya, which like all perfect societies will be ruled by me.

So stop your whining over thalis and candles you ungrateful cretins. All this is to please Lord Brahma who created all Brahmins from his divine vomit amongst which the highest, like my exalted Gaur Brahmin self, were created to lord over the world and guide your dumbasses

If you had the intellect to understand you would realize that the thali banging is to wake up Lord Brahma and the candlelight is to make is to make him locate the earth when the time comes for Him to descend upon your crooked non-veg planet and remove all impurities like corona

and other stupid mleccha things like meat, garlic, onion, beef, science, reason, logic, liberated women, non-servile shudras, NFAK's music, Taj Mahal, cricket, films, shoes, hairstyles etc. So rest assured, better Brahmanical days are coming. Om Shanti.