A few years ago I had foot surgery and was laid up for several weeks. I was miserable. I cheered myself up one day by sticking googly eyes to my bandaged foot. It made me feel a bit better. So today, day *whatever* of lockdown, I bring you:

GOOGLY EYES ON THINGS IN MY HOUSE https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
Googly house plant https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
Googly milk frother https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
Googly bog roll https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
Googly thermometer https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
Googly Pringles https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
I’m a little googly teapot https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
Googly astronaut https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
And finally......

Googly Oliver https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
I hope it made you smile. Not going to lie, I laughed my head off taking these last night. A bit of light relief from the furlough shitshow. Have a decent day all x
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