alright listening to the magnus archives

i HATE the apple podcast app it’s so goddamn confusing like season one is all the way at the bottom???? but then a bunch of other stuff is also at the bottom like what ???

can someone tell me if this is ep 1 cuz i’m so lost i think it is??

can this dude slow down bro idk what’s going on

okay i downloaded a different app and it’s so much better

ngl.... this shit’s kinda scary maybe i shouldn’t have started this late at night

ugh this app plays the most recent rather than in order

NVM I FIXED IT

the music in the beginning i-

THIS GUY ATE HIS NOTEBOOK? aight.......

IS HE IN THE BAG???

wait i’m gonna guess the father of this kid scarified other people so whatever got their mom wouldn’t get the kid

UHHHH EP 11??? DREAMER??? TF ???)&-$/

so like do they have ten days or

“good luck” BITCH STFU AKDNWJ

oh so this already happened? oop-

MEAT????? M E A T? BRO WTF

“well i’m certainly glad i had my lunch before recording this statement” .....i was eating a turkey sanwhich while listening to this episode

THE WAY THAT EPISODE ENDING AHAHHAHAHAH

also i still have no idea who the person speaking is cuz i know it’s not martin, tim or jon so who is it???

i like martin his accent

WAIT JON’S THE ONE TALKING???? HE’S THE ONE WITH THE DEEPASS VOICE?? HUH???

i like martin

his scared, little “what does that mean?”

don’t care, don’t give a shit just give me martin back

MARTIN WALKED IN WITH HIS PANTS OFF AHHAHAHA

“righto” he’s baby

every time an eye is mentioned i’m like yikes

SASHA

“by who?”
“americans”

i haven’t met tim yet but from what the characters say about him he sounds stupid i love that

OOOOH THIS IS MICHAEL??

“hmmm more meat” KAJSJSJ

TIM !!!!! HIIIIII

HES YELLING AT MARTIN QJDJWJS

i love martin

I WAS LISTENING TO AN EPISODE AND IT GOT TO A REALLT INTENSE PART AND THEN MY BROTHER DROPPED SOMETHING IN THE OTHER ROOM AND I ALMOST SCREAMED

hell yeah! martin’s back

“You need to get some sleep.”

jonathon’s voice gets softer when he talks to martin hmmmm

I HAD MY VOLUME UP HIGH AND JONATHON YELLING “RUN” SCARED ME AJSJSJJS

“BECAUSE IM SCARED MARTIN”

JON THOUGHT MARTIN WAS A GHOST AJSNWJS

“A ghost? Really?”
“Shut up, Martin.”

I LOVE TIM LMAO

i don’t trust elias

“I’m sorry I left you.” LET ME PROTECT MARTIN

lmao i’m listening to the s1 Q&A i love hearing them laugh

i’m sorry.... martin gave him a JAR OF DUST TO CALM JON DOWN LMAOOOOO

jon is slowly going insane

OOOOH i like michael

tim’s bi? bi solidarity