Would watch the FUCK out of a spin-off with the Black Jackals and Schweiden Adlers off the court reality TV show. I know it will never happen but... there’s just so much that CAN happen

Pilot Episode: Hinata loses his phone and all his teammates spring into action to find it. Atsumu is upset because Sakusa ignored him when he lost his phone, and Bokuto gets lost in the mountains as a result. Shugo Meian and Captain Hirugami subtweet each other on Twitter.

Episode 1: It’s training camp week for the Schweiden Adlers and Hoshiumi gets upset that Ushijima won’t react to any of his plays. Kageyama is caught in between mediating their fight. The Black Jackals do community service and Atsumu gets bullied by a group of children.

Episode 2: Sakusa cleans the Jackals locker room before asking anyone and accidentally knocks over Bokuto’s lucky owl statue. Thinking that he’s cursed forever, the team has to convince Bokuto that he doesn’t need a lucky charm to win. Captain Hirugami discovers Tik Tok.

Episode 3: Hoshiumi despairs that Hinata Shoyo has more Instagram followers than he does and decides to have crazier posts to net more followers. Ushijima and Kageyama get roped in. Hinata discovers a stray cat in the city— Bokuto And Atsumu want to keep it, but Sakusa objects.

Episode 4: Atsumu has an existential crisis when he discovers someone has uploaded a compilation video of “every time Sakusa Kiyoomi OWNS Miya Atsumu” and that it has 1M views. Ushijima plays in a charity dodgeball match and accidentally knocks an opponent out on live TV.

Episode 5: Kageyama gets invited to an animal shelter when all hell breaks lose and the animals try to attack him. Bokuto and Hinata come up with a secret handshake and Atsumu wants to do one with Sakusa, but Sakusa refuses to touch Atsumu who he claims is “unclean.”

Episode 6: The Schweiden Adlers are having a Christmas party where everyone is bringing a +1. Kageyama struggles over deciding to invite Hinata. Hoshiumi proclaims that he has the "most attractive, tallest, and smartest" guest, and no one believes him, except Captain Hirugami.

Episode 7: Tired of being the butt of everyone's jokes, Atsumu decides to switch places with his twin for a day. Osamu quickly befriends the Jackals while Atsumu learns that the food service industry is hard and unforgiving. He leaves with a new respect for food service workers.

Episode 8: Hoshiumi gets stuck on the Tokyo Skytree to prove that he can reach "the greatest heights" in spite of his height. The Black Jackals go to an Escape Room where Sakusa is stuck in a room with Bokuto and Hinata. He starts wondering if he was too hard on Atsumu.

Episode 9: Romero joins Twitter and is surprised that everyone already knows that he is a father, but is met with greater surprise when he realizes everyone is calling him THEIR father. Bokuto and Hinata almost burn down the Jackal house trying to bake cookies from memory.

Episode 10: Ushijima discovers WebMD and is concerned that Hoshiumi had rabies, accidentally diagnosing Hoshiumi's strange quirks as signs of near death. Atsumu accidentally buys the wrong shade of hair dye and now has a platinum blonde bob. The Internet calls him "Karen."

Episode 11: Shugo Meian takes a daycation to an onsen to get away from his teammates, only to awkwardly run into his sworn enemy Fukuro Hirugami, who is doing the same. The two foes awkwardly share the same spring. Sakusa's Roomba reigns terror on his teammates when he is gone.

Episode 12: Ushijima and Kageyama decide to go to a cat cafe together to ease Kageyama's worries that animal's don't like him. Atsumu breaks Sakusa's Roomba when it threatens to run over his new silk 'Setter Soul' briefs, causing a rift between teammates as they take sides.

Episode 13: Ushijima gets voted "Top Eligible V.League Bachelor" with Atsumu in second place. Fed up with being second place, Atsumu enters the Mr. Universe male beauty pageant competition. Hoshiumi gets invited to sponsor a Kid's "Fruit Gummy" brand and has a crisis over it.

Season Finale: All members of the Jackals and Adlers are invited to compete in a game show where the winner gets to spend 1 interrupted day as Hinata Shoyo's best friend. Kageyama pretends not to care, but is caught practicing on the obstacle course at night by security cameras.