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black friday characters as out of context danny gonzalez quotes; a thread.
ethan
tom when he saw lex smoking outside toyzone
gary
wilbur
linda
howie when he got out of the b&w
wiggly
lex
john @ wiggly
frank
man in a hurry but replace ice cream with a wiggly doll
chris kringle
ethan
literally the entirety of this song represents lex and ethan perfectly
santa trying to reconnect with the youth
becky when she and tom found ethan
ethan and cineplex boy
sherman
linda when gerald wants cinnabon
