Alright I’m watching your goddamn tiger show
Okay Carole baskin is not right in the head
We’re only like fifteen minutes in but so far I’m team joe exotic
doc antle what the fuck who the fuck are these people
Was not ready for joe exotic to be doing anti drug magic shows tbh
Aaaaaaamd there goes my joe exotic sympathy
Joe exotic just said that if they come for his tigers there will be a bigger Waco and now they are shooting a lot and what the fuck
An appearance from @RepHuffman Jared you made the big time!
Okay just one ep tonight but that was a wild fuckin ride
Well well well time for tiger king episode 2
If a tiger took half my arm off my first reaction would not be “can’t wait to get back to work with those tigers” tbh
Letting the little wiener dogs run around the tigers and lions seems shortsighted
Everyone on this show is bananas but doc antle is a special creepy kind of “people in my secret sex dungeon” bananas
The amount of guns in this show shouldn’t be so surprising but it is!
HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE I STRUGGLE KEEPING UP WITH ONE NORMAL HOUSE CAT
Drug kingpin who used a circular saw on victims to “support his animal habit” also not something I saw coming
what the fuck
what the FUCK
How is doc antle not in prison
What is happening
What has to go wrong in your life to get a crotch tattoo that says “property of joe exotic”
Fuckin crocodiles what
10 million Views in this awful music video of cats and why do Carole baskin’s eyes follow you when you move around the room
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