It’s all fun & games & quarantining w/ friends until your grandma gets coronavirus and you’re the one that unwittingly gave it to her.

If anyone in my family gets it, it won’t be from me. I haven’t seen any of them in weeks. It’s called “social distancing.” You should try it.

I just can’t take it with all of these posts of people hanging out with their friends. Have I seen people in the past 3 weeks? Obviously. Grocery store clerks, food workers at restaurants (take-out), and co-workers (I’m essential), are hard to avoid.

But have I hung out with friends/family or come within 6 feet of anyone? What do I look like, a dummy trying to spread coronavirus to my grandma? No way!

Just stay home. And if you want to see your friends or family, FaceTime. It’s just so simple that I’m not sure why these fools still haven’t figured it out. If you need some tips, ask an introvert. We’ve been honing these skills for years, even without the threat of a pandemic.

Otherwise, good luck explaining to your family how hanging out with your friends was worth grandma catching a deadly virus.