My favorite hobby is getting high and reading reviews of canned meats. The canned meat reviewing community is my favorite group of people online
Finally, a can of chub mackerel you can share with your four legged family members
Superior Quality Fish
What did you expect, canned lobster?
Get their asses Mary
Still thinking about Mary's powerful review.
"I understand that Vienna, Austria is a real place, although I suspect these snacks have nothing to do with Europe"
This mf confused his ostrich meat with turtle meat
A 2 star review of canned snake meat that 10 people found helpful
>in which domingo samples gamercrab girl bath water
TFW you have to change your canned shrimp review from four stars to two stars
Buddy, if you gotta ask what thickness means maybe ur the shrimp if u know what I mean
About what I expected, which was 2 star canned seafood
Greg is a clam birther
Born too late to explore the high seas, too early to explore the galaxy. Doomed to almost never break eggs with teeth and swallow them whole without any taste
18 tins!!!
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