GUYS I WAS STARING OUT MY WINDOW AND MY NEIGHBOR ACROSS THE STREET WAS LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW TOO AND ILL BE DAMNED IF HE DIDNT LOOK LIKE CHANNING TATUM

UPDATE: he stared at me shirtless for ten minutes while I minxed up my window as much as possible while studiously ignoring him, I felt like a girl in the red light district I’ve never been more delighted

OH MY GOD WE MADE EYE CONTACT WHAT DO I DO IM HIDING UNDER MY WINDOWSILL

HE PUT UP A SIGN THAT SAYS “WHATS UR NUMBER” I AM NOT USED TO THIS FLAGRENT FLIRTATION

Current feelings under the windowsill

I WROTE MY NUMBER DOWN AND ALSO HES DOING HIS FUCKING WORKOUT IN HIS LIVING ROOM

KEEP DOING BURPEES YOU MAJESTIC JOSH DUN LOOKALIKE YOU

UPDATE: he’s German and has a tiny hello kitty tattoo and we’re talking about American hookup culture and drawing pictures to put up in our windows https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">