can i just say one thing?

i am a person who believes in myself.
like...

*tremendously*.

i think i can do a LOT of things. and i think i can do a LOT of things WELL when i put my mind to them.

there is no greater evangelist for my own worth and capacity for greatness than me.

and even iiiiiiii....

with alllllllllllllllllllllllllll of this confidence....

NAY--

ARROGANCE...

even with allllllllllllllllll of my ADMITTED arrogance--

i am

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED-

utterly and COMPLETELY UNDONE----

by the augoddamndacity-

of jared kushner.

i just want to speak candidly here.

b/c i'm an i-bet-i-can-do-that motherfucker.

like. i EXIST in that space.

but i stop JUST SHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY of assuming i could......

you know....

idunno.

i'm spitballing here--

ughhh...

remedy a global pandemic.

you know?

like-
if i look at myself in the mirror right now, i can confidently stare at my own reflection and cite a solid 7 professions i'd be good at.

and even if i stood at the vanity for HOURS ON END...

the EIGHTH thing i named....

would NOTTTTTTT be-

"epidemiologist."

i'm sorry.
i just can't get over it.

who THE FUCK does this dude think he is?

that's not rhetorical, either.

i'm *genuinely* asking.

what baron munchausenian world does this mfer fancy himself the protagonist of?

sorry.

the whole thing is the second whitest thing i've ever seen.

obviously, the first is the president.

the third is "tiger king."