let’s make a pact to retire cheap correlations about leos and mirrors, virgos and cleaning, taurus and food, and libra not knowing how to decide on anything. i’m tired of pretending ppl are funny when they’ve said this every day for the past four years on this app.

aquarius and aliens or being “”unique”” / aries being impulsive / gemini being two-faced / sagittarius being a b*tch / capricorn being constipated “reserved” / cancer being a cry-baby / scorpio being sex-addicted and *mysterious* / pisces being dReAmY

let’s all do better and consume content that encourages us to learn more. instead of sensationalizing hollow catchphrases with no actual accuracy.