So there are mice at the bookstore. The restaurants we share a building with are all closed and the mice, you guys, they are partying. My landlord says I am responsible for paying for an exterminator. But if I get one, the mice... they will keep drinking coffee the coming back.
I also don’t have any $$$ to pay for an exterminator right now, duh landlord!! And if I did they would still go eat Thai food then come hang out among the books anyway.
So naturally this thread is about how I’m bringing my cat to the bookstore tomorrow. It just couldn’t get any weirder.
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