Okay so.... Here I am, an hour before I go to bed, starting The Tiger King.

This shit better be good.

OMG look at the lil cub!!!

This music....

This bitch in a cage. Fjdjejejejejjejeje

Carole looks like her house stinks.

"Big cats don't belong in cages"

*kneels next to a big cat in a cage*

Sex gel........

Nobody needed to know he doesn't wear underwear. Jesus. I'm fucking eating.

"I am so great and I am so popular"

All these guys are dickheads.

BITCH HOW MUCH ARE THESE TICKETS?!?!?

Dude, he feeds them roadkill?!?

His boyfriends teeth are bothering me.

He looks like the guy from Mad magazine.

Carol's husband looks like a total doormat.

Dude wouldn't have a spine if you drew one on his back.

Did Shaq say "Shout out to exotic Joe?"

This guy that's opposite Joe Exotic.... His name is Baklava or some shit...
I REALLY don't like him. He's so full of himself and it's weird.

Dude said "It looked like a jaguar or a wolf or something...."

My nigga..... I need you to pick one. Which one did it look like sir?

Joe said it's gonna be Waco if they try to take his animals..... Listen. If that's not batshit.....

Oh these white niggas crazy.
The sheriff knows it and can't do shit about it.

Merica.

Carole and Joe....

Joe: I need a hundred rounds of .223...

Gun shop guy: This gonna be all or you need some explosives today?

Me:

Episode 2 gonna have to wait, because I need to go to sleep.