its time. its finally time. my beloved... its time we finally meet.
WAIT THATS THE OPENING CUTSCENE. WAIT. WAIT HOLD ON HOLD ON IM GETTING READY. IM GETTING READYYYY
HAAAAA.... HAHAHAHAHAHA.......... Y...YES.... YESSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[FERAL SCREAMING]
MY LOVE.......
BABY LUKE BABY LUKE BABY LUKE
emmy 😳
dad were you up late working too hard 😧
THE BACKSTEP JDJXJXJZNZN
emmy: [nearly causes a car accident] hey let me in
sorry let me ruin this thread with one (1) horny thing

emmy you have nice tits
oh wow okay they actually just stated his age ok
the "unmarried" part was a stab in the gut though
ooh the sprites blink now
(my emulator doesnt like when layton blinks for some reason i see it glitching lmfao)
rosa see the problem is cleaning laytons office only warrants for him to trash it again
fucked up the second puzzle time to close the rom and never play again goodbye
i think i just realized the twist REALLY early. ooooooops
"clark who did you piss off this time"
is that "someone" You Know Who
whats troubling this poor child...
luke: aight heres whats up
DAMN THIS BOY IS A REAL SMARTASS
clark gives off bad dad vibes. im adopting luke as we speak
OH. OH OOPS I KNEW THAT TRIVIA WOULD COME BACK TO BITE ME IN THE ASS LMAO THE HANDWRITING...
you foolish fools are missing out
emmy and luke are tripping over shit every 3 minutes i love them
SOMEONES WATCHING ME WHO IS IT
i love that it was implied that everything you interact with was touched by one of the characters so here we have luke repeatedly burning himself with a candle
"if you want candy that badly, ill buy you some emmy"
THATS A DEAD BODY
HEY HOLD ON THIS US LOST FUTURE MUSIC 😥
MORE LOST FUTURE MUSIC 😭
oh my god.... emmy is trans
ENOUGH WITH THE LOST FUTURE REFERENCES MY HEART CANT TAKE IT
omg diabolical box music,,,
MARRY ME EMMY
its so surreal seeing them interact
luke: [having a coughing fit]
layton: ah... nature sure is beautiful
HES SO FUCKIGN CUTE I CANT!!!
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK PUSHING THAT LEVER WOULD DO HERSHEL. WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN GIVEN THE FACT THAT YOURE AT AN EXCAVATION SITE
jakes be like *makes old man noises*
holy shit this guys a jackass too bad layton cant (and wont) deck the shit out of him
DOLAND ACTING REAL STRANGE.... CMON CMON CMON SHOW ME YOUR FACE
luke got busted stealing sweets into the basement omg
emmy: but why would a cop lie?
layton:
layton: please do not lick boots emmy
HHHHHH NO NO NO MORE LONDON MUSIC
back to the game. anyways emmy is so fucking sexy
*pulls a rat out of my pocket*
AAAAAAAHHHH..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH....
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ITS ALMOST TIME...
I CAN ALMOST SEE IT
oh god my heart started racing im really head over heels for this dumbass
SAY IT EMMY YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
[SCREAMING]
i missed two whole fucking pages worth of puzzles jesus christ
LOCH NESS?
oh my fucking GOD i hate jakes
HES COMIIIIIIIIING
HAAAAAAAAAA
THE CAPE IS *ON*
CMOOOOOOOOON
HMMMM I WONDER WHO BUILT THAT
ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AT LONG LAST... MY BELOVED.......!
BJNFSDVGFBKJNSFGMDHB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
sorry im just listening to his theme
SAY THE LINE BABY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[INCOMPRHENSIBLE]
descole: lol ur dumb
jakes: wtf did you call me
descole: dumb. stupid. a fucking moron. a complete and utter dumbass. need i go on
*smooches you*
i dont get it! what the hell have you done to me!!
no horny thoughts
NO HORNY NO HORNY NO HORNY
haaaaah......
ah fuck
it favored ME in particular
"i feel as though ive seen him somewhere before"
its over... not as sad as lost future and nothing will ever amount to that but... finally... descole........................
OH YEAH THIS THREAD ISNT OFFICIALLY OVER UNTIL I SAY ITS OVER I FELL ASLEEP BEFORE *ACTUALLY* FINISHING
THAT BEING SAID...
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