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In hospital carpark, need to pee.
Should I?
Have this...
Should I?
Have this...
Have undone button to relieve pressure. Am not prepared to commit to this course of action yet.
Okay.
I did it.
Nobody thought through what to do with a full bucket. Thanks twitter.
I did it.
Nobody thought through what to do with a full bucket. Thanks twitter.
I am now stuck in my car with a bucket of pee.
My partner won't look at the pee bucket pic I sent him.
It's really full.
It's too full to drive anywhere to dispose of it.
Just me and my pee hanging out.
We're fine. It's fine.
We're fine. It's fine.
Me scoping out other cars to see who's watching.
Considering casual jaunt to nearby bushes.
Considering casual jaunt to nearby bushes.
New plan.
I have two buckets.
If I divide the pee between buckets then drive to a secure location, to dispose of pee into drain.
This bloody Rona, has a lot to answer for.
I have two buckets.
If I divide the pee between buckets then drive to a secure location, to dispose of pee into drain.
This bloody Rona, has a lot to answer for.
I have damp palms.
And sweaty pits.
Nerves and sitting in the car.
It doesn't feel right to get out of the car and leave the pee in...
(Pee will be fine alone jen)
And sweaty pits.
Nerves and sitting in the car.
It doesn't feel right to get out of the car and leave the pee in...
(Pee will be fine alone jen)
Alright pee tipped in corner under bush
There was someone near my first choice.
Didn't make eye contact, resisted urge to whistle nonchalantly.
There was someone near my first choice.
Didn't make eye contact, resisted urge to whistle nonchalantly.
Have looked back, person was security guard.
He doesn't seem interested in me.
Just standing admiring shrubs now.
I am an avid gardener, makes sense .
He doesn't seem interested in me.
Just standing admiring shrubs now.
I am an avid gardener, makes sense .
Security guard has got up, but is on phone, has veered away from me.
(I would too mate.)
(I would too mate.)
MISSION COMPLETED.
STAND DOWN TWITTER.
(I need to pee again, all the nerves, now I have no buckets)
STAND DOWN TWITTER.
(I need to pee again, all the nerves, now I have no buckets)
Who said waiting in a car park was boring?
Clearly they've never been on a trip with me.
Clearly they've never been on a trip with me.
