April 2, 2020: I leave the house for the first time this week. I hit the cornerstore to re-up on papers and what have you. I'm behind dude at the register. He's re-upping too. I nod to myself, like, "me and this guy would get along". He turns around. It's @MusicbyCesar ...
We meet eyes. We greet, as friends do. We both perform some sort of near-handshake gesture with our arms, eventually, bumping elbows from afar. I say, "no way am I touching you." He confirms that he wasn't going to touch me either...
We converse momentarily at a distance of 6ft. No more. No less. We part. I drive home with my hard-earned supplies. I pull out my phone and reiterate the event on a digital timeline, where human being recount such things in the year 2020. Today was a good day.
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