Okay I’m gonna go pick up a cocktail; I need ideas. Preferably not a mimosa
Turns out I can’t just order a drink and walk out? I have to order food? Oh I’m sorry I thought we were in quarantine
He’s giving me my drink in a little to-go queso cup
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