I talk a lot of shit about WoW and WoW Fans but the hill I will die on is that I cannot believe there are people who refuse to play Suramar and unlock Nightborne on the basis that it& #39;s too long when Suramar is easily the best questline in literally all of WoW
and also Nightborne are the best elves ever, because every single one of them is a MILF. Like, why does anyone want High Elves when Nightborne are RIGHT THERE.
while I& #39;m at it, I also want to say I think Void Elves are cool. Like, they have void powers and tentacle hair. Like, that shit is COOL AS FUCK.
and like, honestly? I love all of the Alliance allied races a lot. I think Void Elves (THEY HAVE TENTACLE HAIR), Lightforged Draenei (THEY& #39;RE SO SPARKLY???), Dark Iron Dwarves (THEIR HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!), Kul Tirans (FAT GIRLS!!!!), and Mechagnomes are FUCKING GREAT
I& #39;m making a point to go through this thread because Alliance mains who think they& #39;ve been shafted and want High Elves are Cowards and When Void Elves Are Right There, And Cooler Than High Elves Ever Will Be
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