Share a picture of your first celebrity crush and what they looked like at the time.

If you know which movie this is from, you know my shame.

And share the names so everyone can share in your pining!

The combination of quarantine thirst and nostalgia has made this one of my most popular tweets ever. My mentions are an odd mix of hot people of yesteryear, cartoon animals, and news about cults from Marie Claire Australia.

Clear winners: Shaun Cassidy, David Bowie, and people with no names

SERIOUSLY MAKE SURE TO INCLUDE THE NAME.

I don’t post thirst traps. I AM the thirst trap. I have trapped everyone’s thirst.

YOUR THIRST IS CRASHING MY PHONE

Porn for straight women is not men cleaning.

It’s also apparently pictures of Matthew McConaughey’s crotch.

I’m going to bed and I missed a bunch. I make no apologies for spamming you all with ancient thirst. Here’s one more.

Other winners: That kid from Casper (the voice AND the in-person actor), Harrison Ford, Lynda Carter, Jodie Foster, The Green Ranger, and

If you want the quoted tweets: https://twitter.com/search?q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2FHappyFeminist%2Fstatus%2F1245851162907152384&src=typed_query

I love how these thirsty replies pick up after the sun goes down.

You want to pretend you’re embarrassed but I know what’s up.