i would actually die for apple the hamster
look at this angel with her lil grin and her complete disregard for social norms and her!!! little sandwich!!!!!
basically nothing is bringing me greater joy in this weird-ass time than getting to see my gal everyday

today she was carrying a tiNY bAsKET
also she made this face the other day which is just my eternal mood
today's apple update is that she was chillin in her pjs and hat with a cup of tea at 1:26am this morning and i wish i had a small fraction of her serenity and grace
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