ir: I'm so happy to be spending time with my friends shtola and the wol and looking for thancred! even if there's a primal about :)
[cutscene plays]
ir: oh no he's hot
alphinaud: is that all you got from that encounter

ir voice im not a primalf*cker but power is hot what can I say

this thread is a joke btw I only say ir fancies ardbert because /I/ fancy ardbert and all my girlies would not fancy him I have asked them