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I rarely get drunk but when I do, I have the funniest stories
Told an uber I felt like throwing up so she pulled over on 82 and my friend was supposed to be holding me but instead I fell out the car onto the road
That was the same night that I passed out on my friends floor and thought there was a thunderstorm outside but it was his amazon alexa. I previously mentioned this on here lol
One time I got drunk and had menudo earlier that day and it was a very tragic sight for everyone involved. Also my clothes were permanently stained red 
Last summer I got drunk maybe 2 times in total, first time I was in San Juan and my mom pissed me off so I jumped out the car, walked a mile to a rooftop, drank too many mojitos, dropped my leftovers in the middle of the sidewalk in front of people and acted like nothing happened
Then I got lost, spend $200 at the pandora store, but I was drunk so I was like wooooo adventure. And then my mom was crazy going in circles looking for me I ended up at El Morro lmfaoooo she was PISSED
2nd time I got drunk last summer I went down a waterslide and landed on my head and the other parts of this story shouldn’t be told
Got drunk in Naples one day and me and jasmine went to mcdonalds and had a party of our own in the bathroom??
