Watching TV:

A somber working-class man comes into frame holding his hat. With all the chaos, to get us through these trying times we need hope, civility and most of all, a big bowl of Bush's Baked Beans. Buy BUSH's baked beans.

Baked Beans for a better world.
*changes channel*

When this is all over and life gets rolling again, roll with our new speed stick extra strength deodorant. We're all in this together.
During this pandemic, we would like to thank all of our first responders that keep us safe, and what better way to thank them than with our new grapefruit Four Loko. Stay calm and energized.
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