i miss washington dc: a thread
a homeless man fell asleep in the dunkin’ donuts beside me and @fineillgo and the workers couldn’t wake him up so police came and he came at the cops and then the cops pushed him over, magestic ✨
we spilled the orange juice in the airbnb
in that same dunkin @fineillgo and i called the white house and found out that you have to SCHEDULE MONTHS IN ADVANCE to visit the inside
i miss getting matcha green lattes at the dead café down there
the airbnb was hosted by vegans and they had fake insects everywhere
we smoked in public because we thought it was legal but honestly i didn’t see anyone else smoking so
we couldn’t tell which building was the white house cuz they all looked the same
forgot to mention at the beginning of the trip, our airbnb said we couldn’t come until 3 pm and our bus got there at 5 am but the airbnb host told me we could come at 8 am i just didn’t see her message until 3 pm— walked around everywhere with our luggage
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