you know what? anakin skywalker can be literally anything he wants. just slap -nakin on any word ever, and boom you have anakin as ___. here are some prime examples.

first up we have lasagnakin. yep, anakin can be food. lasagnakin cries when he’s mad and probably eats tomatoes like an apple. also he never showers. talks about serial killers a little too much to just be “curious” or “fascinated” by them.

next is wormakin. yes, he can also be a toy. obviously cause he’s a toy he gets played all the time. girls think he’s sexy but won’t actually date him cause he’s too clingy and can’t keep a stable relationship. he probably laughs at funerals.

next up is arianakin. he can be people too. calls himself a social media influencer but only has like 750 followers on instagram. he’s that guy that sits in the back of class and sings to himself hoping someone will hear him and be like “omg you should be a pRoFeSsiOnAL SiNgEr”

then there’s sandakin. the epitome of irony. he’s like cady from mean girls. wants so badly to be something he hates but has no choice. wears pink on wednesdays (duh) and posts a filtered picture of an iced coffee on his snap story every morning even though he thinks it’s gross.

then there’s cownakin. plays fortnite even though it hasn’t been relevant since 2018. calls everything he doesn’t like “gay” and thinks it’s hilarious. def uses 3 in 1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash. doesn’t matter tho cause he still smells like mtn. dew & doritos

last but not least we have clownakin. has the best and weirdest sense of humor. has just enough tiktok followers to be known but not famous. simps for charli d’amelio. probably a closeted trump supporter. drives a pickup truck and calls his friends simps religiously.