Quick storytime :

The time I got dmd by a rapper and went to his concert ..

So I love this artist I’m mad gassed for his concert , me and my girl gettin high af and drinking wine beforehand .. when I get this dm from the artist ...

IM GASSED UP LIKE NO WAY HE DMD ME WTFFFFF ???? So we end up swapping #’s and linking before the show look what he fucking wrote on a poster for me I’m YELLING (I used to go by Renée)

He invites us backstage but I respectfully decline cause I’m thinkin bitch I paid for this ticket imma enjoy this show tf ?? Now you may think I fumbled the bag but I dodged a bullet , other two bitches that went backstage ended up getting exposed on 6ixbuzz

ANYWAYS concerts done and I get a text that says come to the tour bus so ofc I PULL TF UP

we chop it up on the tour bus , mans is bein super touchy feely but I like his music more than I actually like him so I’m not really into it ... Then I notice his manager is preeing me .. and preeing HARD so I decide to say what’s up

We swap numbers because he says he’ll respond faster than the guys will and I’m like ok that’s cool . We all decide we gonna go to the club and get litty , manager is like ride in my uber , ofc I ain’t gon say no

I’m happy af not even looking where we going but tell me how we pull up to a HOTEL ????? I’m lookin at my girl like

So the artist goes to his hotel room he says he finna “freshen up” before the club and his manager invites us up to his room and says he’s gonna order us food ....

He orders us room service and proceeds to :

YALL MY GIRL ENDED UP BRINGING HIM A PIECE OF THIS PIZZA THEN GAVE HIM SLOPPY TOPPY WHILE HE ATE IT IN THE FUCKING SHOWER FMDOEMMEKEKSK

I PEEK MY HEAD IN THE BATHROOM AND THIS BITCH ON HER KNEES GOING FULL SLURP ON THIS MANS AND HE LOOKS UP AND WINKS AT ME I-

I let them be cause I was lowkey shy af ANYWAYS we go to the club and his manager won’t stop hovering over me so I decide to ask him wtf is up ??? He said he tryna get me alone SIR I G2G

After we hopped between like three different clubs we all go back to party in the hotel and it’s lit !!! I go to the bathroom and I’m in there for a good ten minutes cause I got my period and I’m not wearing panties y’all ... a MESS . TMI sorry but idc

I come out the bathroom and I’m swiftly grabbed and pushed out of the hotel room I’m like WTF ????! I look up ... it’s the fucking manager

He tells me the artist is tryna fuck me and he doesn’t want that to happen so he doesn’t want me at the hotel party .. I’m like sir WHAT . We go to his hotel room and we just talkin ...

NOW THIS IS WHERE IMMA HAVE TO STFU AND LET YALL FILL IN THE BLANKS . No I did not fuck but yes we had a very good time

We legit had real life talks for like an hour and this is where we left off in the AM , very wholesome . Until I found out he had a whole gf of like 9 years the whole time LDKOOSMS BYE

Also while him and I disappeared for like two hours I found out my girl was FUCKING THEIR PHOTOGRAPHER MODOSKSM SHE WILD

other wild things to mention: the artist put his hand up my skirt, realized I wasn’t wearing panties & tried to finger me in the lobby of this club like EW the supporting act also pulled me aside in the hotel lobby & was tryna fuck but he was 17 & I wasn’t tryna catch NO CASE!