1) Haha. Well, my ‘zombie horde’ tweet brought out some of the zombie horde. This is a group of young lame brains who hate me so much they hang on every word I say and can’t stop thinking about me. Weird right? For a little insight into the level of ‘horde’ intelligence we’re

2) dealing with, one of them said I should go to a nursery home... because, you see, nursery homes are for old people. When it was pointed out that nurseries were for the very young, this high IQ being said, and I paraphrase: people have different ways of saying things. yup.