Okay people, which white Tory should I make a & #39;Oooh, I don& #39;t like his politics but isn& #39;t he fit& #39; montage of to show how open-minded I am about white men?

Isn& #39;t he fit?

All you sick men and women voting for Ken Clarke because IN FACT you always did slightly fancy him, I see you and am making notes.

Anyway, I hope everyone sees & appreciates how open I am about white men, especially white men. I see you, I fancy you. All of you. Even though you are white. And Tory.