Soooo...I made a thread of animals that should be Pokemon. Please enjoy :)
First up we've got the blue sea dragon. It's a sea slug that floats on the ocean's surface, preys on deadly jellies and then steals their sting to use as self-defense. 14/10 excellent tactics, very shiny. https://twitter.com/RebeccaRHelm/status/1244740453146210305
Next we've got leaf sheep. Very small, good cute factor. Monch on all the greens! https://twitter.com/RebeccaRHelm/status/1245087650996015105
Sea angels. Etherial, good color, Obvious choice. https://twitter.com/RebeccaRHelm/status/1224492610787663872
Bonus sea angel: Terrifying secret mouths. Excellent for surprise attacks. https://twitter.com/rebeccarhelm/status/1045333550642475009
This baby fish is a Pokemon waiting to happen. I mean, look at those wings! Good for defense and also excellent floaty vibe. https://twitter.com/RebeccaRHelm/status/1241442640589135873
Lumpfish. They stick to things using little toe fins. May not be good at fighting. Does not matter. 14/10 insanely cute. https://twitter.com/jmhuiee/status/1239952076370669569
This seahorse wearing an octopus hat. A two for one pokemon. Comes with color-changing power AND a curly tail. https://twitter.com/RebeccaRHelm/status/1234673205928845317
Blue button jellies. They will hypnotize you with their floating tentacles. Can also trap tiny crustaceans. Excellent distraction during Pokemon Multi Battle. Can be defeated by blue sea dragon. Do not mix. https://twitter.com/MaduroDive/status/1232667014382182401
This baby fish. Very derpy. Excellent swooshy fins. Looks much bigger from far away. Good defense! https://twitter.com/RebeccaRHelm/status/1096449562003279872
Oarfish. Giant. Elegant. May already be Pokemon. https://twitter.com/toythefishing/status/1228578392758292480
This worm. Super clear, hard to catch, excellent defense and eyes that will peer into your soul. https://twitter.com/RebeccaRHelm/status/1220044956644954113
Baby ribbonfish. Excellent fashion. Good poppable tail fan. High-class Pokemon. https://twitter.com/RebeccaRHelm/status/1219413431729737728
Flamboyant cuttlefish. But ONLY when they sneaky sneaky tiptoe. https://twitter.com/TidepoolAnn/status/1205936306548699136
NON ANIMAL pokemon is this mushroom that grows on trees. Excellent Poke gestalt. Good self-defense stick sticks, #JustPutEyesOnIt
More info: https://bit.ly/2UDv5x2 
This round squid. Bounces in face of attack. Good defensive squid side poof jets. Very comfortable in Pokeball. https://twitter.com/MBARI_News/status/1209203422576164867
These baby jellyfish. BIG ghost mood, but with requisite cute energy. May have already been in PacMan. https://twitter.com/RebeccaRHelm/status/1223317842604331010
These slime molds are the living Koosh balls every 90's Poke player needs. Solid spore throwing self-defense, excellent against plant pokemon.
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Axolotl. Really. This is not a new opinion. Plz make this happen @Pokemon. thx ❤️
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JEWEL CATERPILLARS. THIS IS A REAL ANIMAL. Plz be kind to yourself and go google this rn. Then come back we got more ;)
(Image wiki)
Shoebill stork. Platonic ideal of poke-ness. Excellent beak to eyeball ratio. +1 for head tuft. Possibly too Poke?
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This Hummingbird hawk-moth. Fantastic Poke name. Bird-moth hybrid quality a natural fit. Anime eyes on animal that shouldn't have anime eyes.
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Bee flies. aka humbleflies. Both exceptional pre-built Poke names. Flying puff balls with pointy pointy nose bauplan results in excellent cute:warrior ratio. Good back leg kick. Both dainty and fierce.
Ok, I have to go make dinner!
✨La End✨
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