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obviously I had to start with the tamagotchi stuff
what a dork
"it makes you feel at one with your feminine side"
what a dork
"it makes you feel at one with your feminine side"
"Everyone can do it"
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"well maybe YOU can& #39;t"
in this interview he& #39;s particularly cheeky, I& #39;m telling you
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"well maybe YOU can& #39;t"
in this interview he& #39;s particularly cheeky, I& #39;m telling you
"growing up as a little Parisian brat"
i LOVE that sksjskksks
i LOVE that sksjskksks
"I had this fascination with bowties but APPARENTLY you& #39;re not allowed to have this sort of fascination at the age of 11" 
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"do you think all of this [his childhood] has affected you?"
"oh I& #39;m completely messed up"
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"yeah, the poor things, they are"
I& #39;M WHEEZING SKHFKFJKS
honestly he used to be so cheeky, shameless and bloody hilarious he just wouldn& #39;t have anyone& #39;s shithttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
"oh I& #39;m completely messed up"
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"yeah, the poor things, they are"
I& #39;M WHEEZING SKHFKFJKS
honestly he used to be so cheeky, shameless and bloody hilarious he just wouldn& #39;t have anyone& #39;s shit
"some wanna kill me" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">
"as a child.. well, not as a child, up until about a year ago"
also what on earth is a cowboy attitude?
also what on earth is a cowboy attitude?
"you can sound like a right Judy Garland" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☠" title="Skull and crossbones" aria-label="Emoji: Skull and crossbones">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☠" title="Skull and crossbones" aria-label="Emoji: Skull and crossbones">
we complain about him saying he& #39;s lebanese every time he& #39;s got the chance but boy, if we had turned it into a drinking game back in 2007 we would all have died from alcohol poisoning for sure
oh ok so he& #39;s the "bad at math" kind of gay
it checks out
it checks out
this fucking joke has been going around for 13 years and he& #39;s been the one saying it even when he still didn& #39;t speak italian https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦♀️" title="Woman facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming">
this was so uncomfortable to watch you can see the death in his eyes when she keeps asking him those kind of questions
ok she was SO hitting on him (in a very forward and uncomfortable kind of way, too)
my guess is he tried to repel her with the good old reliable "I check the tissue after I blow my nose" story so she& #39;d stop coming on to him
Mika in a nutshell:
(although he was clearly a bit uncomfortablehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😥" title="Disappointed but relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Disappointed but relieved face">)
(although he was clearly a bit uncomfortable
