Only two man-made objects can be seen from space: the Great Wall of China and my goddam house since no one here has ever once turned a light off when they left the room.
Listen, I know the Great Wall cant be seen from goddam space. It’s 20 feet wide. If you could see the Great Wall you’d be able to see every interstate in America. Take the free joke, finish your vegetables, and close the door behind you. I’m not paying to heat the neighbourhood.
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