Thread by @moth_jessi, I only read two pages of this book and it's already evident [...]

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I only read two pages of this book and it's already evident that this author is supremely lacking in talent but thanks to the unwavering confidence of mediocre masculinity he has published like 20 book, so I'll let that lull me to sleep tonight

I'm not sure about the conservative part anymore tho? Like, idk how much that's worth but he seems really adamant to not gender whoever is fighting? And yes, we're starting on a battle, this is fantasy after all!

Wait he suddenly used a male pronoun for a character he'd previously left ungendered? Idk what this man is doing, he's just throwing jargon at me and I still don't know why there's a battle??

AND IT WAS ALL A DREAM

DELIGHTFUL

REVOLUTIONARY

MUTE THIS THREAD I'M GONNA LIVE-TWEET THE WHOLE BOOK

WAIT WHAT

The inciting incident mentioned in the description (this guy's daughter having an accident) happens like?? Instantly??? I guess we're not bothering with set up, just get the boring stuff out of the way.

I can respect efficiency

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