i tackled my crush and he SCREAMED “don’t rid me of my manhood” safe to say we’re not dating https://twitter.com/aub_students/status/1245792543763320832">https://twitter.com/aub_stude...
i kissed my crush’s neck and he said aha aha aande dares bye
my crush was stuttering when he asked me out and my dumb ass had the audacity to pat his shoder and say AWH you haven’t practiced??
my crush asked me where he has seen me before and i said ahahah you’ve seen me in your dreams sir IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS i’m sorry *****
once my crush and i confessed our feelings for each other and i woke up the next day with an ahaha we’re just friends ahahah fUCK OFF
should i keep going? i have plenty
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