For your quarantine pleasure, we present the SECOND ROUND of matchups in the presidential knife fight.

Remember: these fights take place between presidents at their *peak physical conditions*.
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THAT'S IT FOR ROUND 2 FOLKS!

Happy voting from these two first-round losers:
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