It seems we& #39;ve reached the kitchen cupboard clear out stage of the lockdown. Cathartic. The good news is: I& #39;ve found another pound of flour (hooray). The confusing news is I& #39;ve also unearthed a pack of vacuum packed chestnuts. Any cunning suggestions about what to do with these?

Leading answer thus far: use them for interpersonal violence. Sounds festive.