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Ok. When I lived in LA, my bf and I went out to eat WAY TOO MUCH. I was spending a lot of money so we decided that we should start cooking at home more often. I worked a crazy schedule of like 8-7, so generally I would pick the recipe, then send bc to store to pick up ingredients
His schedule was like 7-3, so he had more time to go to grocery store. He was supposed to go to Trader Joe’s because it was usually cheaper than Ralph’s or Whole Foods. He usually didn’t. Because apparently saving money was cramping his style.
One time I had a bad day at work and I’ll wanted was a simple Mac and cheese. Like truly... he could have bought Velveeta in the box or even scooby doo mac and I would have been happy. But he didn’t.
Instead he spent $87 buying specialty cheeses and fancy pasta.
That was the day I knew our relationship was doomed. But we dated for two more years for good measure. 
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This thread is funny and I hope all 400 of my followers enjoy it. Happy isolation, bitches.
