let me preface by saying i'm not gonna write it but has anyone considered a possible chuck!petermj au

mj as sarah, the badass, reserved cia spy that tries her hardest not to fall for the dorky, underachieving peter who works for the buy more and has all of the government's secrets downloaded into his brain

it literally has the ultimate fake dating trope built into the story?? everyone is so surprised that peter managed to score a girl like that (thinking pre-bite peter in spidey), but peter knows that mj is just as delightfully weird and nerdy as he is

specifically thinking about mj being her alias name; peter finally finds out that her real name is michelle, but that's not right - the girl he fell in love with was mj, she will always be mj to him