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Someone snatched the tip that I had left for the waiter and refused to give it back. I had to put another tip down and take it to the waiter because he threatened to take the second amount as well 
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Someone who bragged about working in a country where he earned 4 million of that countryâs salary (around 100k in KES) had a balance of 34 bob in savings and 27 bob in checking lmao
Someone bragged about being sent on one day trips to Joburg and New York (he ghosted and pretended not to know me when I saw him again).
Someone spoke about his sponsor who lived in Dubai cutting him off.
Someone got really really handsy and verbal on the back seat of an Uber.
Asked me âwhat inadequacies about yourself have you come to look for on tinder?â
Went on dates all the time and he was super nice and I only realized they were dates on my flight back to Nairobi.
He didnât show up and no Java minty pineade will ever be the same
He brought me a box of pitanga chocolates. It wasnât that kind of date.
Kept using the word âcolouredâ (this was in Cape Town)
Told me âI have no problem with fat people, as long as they show theyâre trying to lose weight by exercising
Footsie
My crush started flirting with my date when we met https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull"> whew to see someone else treated the way youâd like
Went to a house party and immediately started talking to other people.
*we went
Was on a friend date with @ButWhyBoe and @notyourkato and this guy (who I had met and greeted that evening) came up and asked me to go home w him.
Yikes, went out with this scammer who came before me, ordered a whole meal and refused to go Dutch, I paid (for both of us) and pretended to go to the bathroom.
I was broke, thought we were having drinks only but he ordered a meal and then said he had forgot his wallet at home. I had to pay with two cards and MPESA https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> I dipped without letting him know.
He kept calling me a âtree huggerâ because of my human rights work. He was a bank teller and I outearned him
He was a total top who liked Selena https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">
Date was sold 6 out 10. We split the bill and ordered separate Ubers. Said our goodbyes and arranged to meet the next week for drinks and left the scene knowing weâll never see each other again.
This was our first date and after I hugged him goodbye he had this look of âdamn, he got it bad for me, too bad.â
He flirted openly with a female salesperson at this store we were in and told her we were friends. I excused it as him slowing coming out of the closet and experiencing a remedial need to show his masculinity. whew, this person was good.
I honestly didnât think I had this much.
We went to a cute bar in Georgetown, did a cute walking tour in DC. Talked shop about foreign policy and US domestic policy. Hang out for a whole afternoon but I couldnât figure out whether he was gay or not.
It was a nice date, did a radical cultural tour of Salvador, but I was almost killed by Brazilian police a few minutes after we parted.
Anti-LGBTIQ discrimination.
Lmao he was feeling unwell and his friend had to come get him and I started vibing with his friend.
Lmao, the second date was better than the first date so I decided that Iâd tell people that the the former was our first time meeting, thatâs how confident I was about our relationship lasting https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ€Ą" title="Clown face" aria-label="Emoji: Clown face">
