OKAY. Everyone is spamming my CC asking for my opinion on signs so here it goes. This is solely based on my personal experiences.

- Virgos: The absolute best I kiss every single one of you. The only sign with a head on their shoulders. Yeah I'm a virgo what about it.

- Aquarius: Love the open-mindedness.

- Pisces: Artistic, emotional intellect but sometimes way too much. Build a stronger backbone and stop fearing what people think of you.

- Aries: Love/hate relationship. Your chaos is hilarious but I also really wanna end you.

- Taurus: Do not trust whatsoever.

- Gemini: Most of my best friends are geminis. Telling enough.

- Libra: Either too good for this world or manipulative leeches.

- Leo: Please shut the fuck up.

- Scorpio: I appreciate the energy but you don't have to try so hard.

- Saggitarius and capricorn: You left no impression. Can't come up with a single thing.

- Cancer: The sign I've had to smack some sense into the most. I can't hear you over your tears. Please stop.

I don't know all that much about astrology if you get offended: boohoo!