Today’s fun work activity should you be essentially blessed is embarrassing your coworkers by Dancing, at an appropriate distance, to Steely Dan songs, quite Daddily. (1/)

Should you be blessed to be home today, I suggest doing Dad dancing to Steely Dan songs in front of your actual children, thoroughly embarrassing them. (2/)

To those without children, dance to Steely Dan in Dad-like motions in front of your pets. You won’t regret it. (3/)

If you don’t have pets, have a Dad Dance party to Steely Dan songs on a Zoom meeting with friends. It’s fun! (4/)

If nobody’s available for an online hangout, crank up Glamour Profession, put on your best overbite and pretend you’re drying off your bum with an invisible towel in front of the mirror. You’ll have a very good time. (5/)

Lastly, if you don’t own a mirror, and why would any of us during this very trying time, why not just put on some Steely Dan and get a little nerdy with your dance party. You deserve it. Treat yourself right today. (End thread)