Thoughts on #SunderlandTiliDie2

2 episodes in.

Owner - seems an alright guy. Wife's a gold digger however.

Director - bit of a posh twat but seems to know what he's doing.

Jack Ross - dryer than weetabix with no milk.

Josh Maja - potential snake

Luke O'Nien - top lad

TBC
3rd episode in

Director is an utter bellend.

Josh Maja snake status has been confirmed.

Luke O'Nien is still a top lad.
5 episodes in.

Luke O'Nien is still a top lad.

Ross Jack is still a boring weetabix with 2 first names. (Never trust anyone with two first names)

Director has become a bit less of a bellend. Still a posh twat however.

Owner has started to realise he can't afford his wife.
Episode 5 continued.

Looks like the directors wife/daughter is Sansa Stark.

Still can't work out who that Spanish guy is with the owner. Probably his lover/son.

Can't also work out why Special K Kell Brook is commenting on the Checkatrade play-off final.
Episode 6 conclusion (yes I've smashed them all out in a day)

Luke O'Nien is still a top lad. Proper warrior to play on after that head injury.

Rack Joss is still as dry as an out of date weetabix.
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