Dating guru time! Men want physical commitment, women want emotional commitment, and this is the capital through which the sexes engage in trade.
So let's talk about simps and ncmos
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The non-committal make out is imbalanced trade of physicality for free. The man reaches his goal and has no reason to offer emotional commitment. This leads to a lot of heartache on the female side who think if they just keep giving it away, surely he'll feel something for her
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Simping, or the "friend zone," is imbalanced trade of emotional commitment for free. The woman reaches her goal and has no reason to offer physical commitment. This leads to male heartache when they believe if they just keep giving it away, surely she'll feel something for him
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Sisters, raise your standards. If Chad will just move on to the next floozy if you don't put out, good. You're not going to change him.
Brothers, the "friend-first" strategy is creepy and manipulative. They know what you're doing. It won't work.
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I'll end with this oldie-but-goodie filmed in Logan
/fin