will do this for tsukkisacchi
1. sacchan because. well. she& #39;s sacchan.
2. which one is sexiest and which one would rank higher should another character popularity poll should take place. of course sacchan is the only one bringing this "argument" up. tsukuyo doesn& #39;t care.
3. if sacchan is not being. weird. then tsukki.
4. sparring! they also like tutoring seita.
5. neither drives because apparently ninjas don& #39;t need cars.
6. tsukuyo loves carrying sacchan because that shuts her up.
7. "tsukki" "saru"
8. sacchan actually plans a whole day of all the cheesy shit at a restaurant or some pretty place but as soon as she& #39;s about the pop the question, tsukuyo thanks her for spending all this time and money on the perfect setting and pops the question instead.
9. sacchan is the one who sings along with the radio and tsukuyo complains about how loud she is but she secretly like it :3
10. tsukuyo worries like a normal person. sacchan has no concept of shame.
11. sacchan!! tsukuyo always has the "tch" expression in the selfies
12. tsukuyo LOVES teasing sacchan. getting on sacchan& #39;s nerve is the only way tsukuyo knows how to flirt
13. sacchan has the "weird" taste in music obv
14. sacchan! she always listens to what tsukki likes
15. tsukuyo. sacchan has no concept of shame.
16.
17. sacchan initiates kisses. she& #39;s just that kinda person.
18. sacchan
19. sacchan
20. tsukuyo is Very ticklish and it& #39;s the biggest advantage for sacchan
21. tsukuyo. any animal that needs a home? tsukuyo brings it to their place. sacchan finds it endearing butTHEYRE BROKE
22. tsukuyo holds the umbrella because sacchan cannot. be. still.
23. sacchan doesn& #39;t "playfully" embarrass tsukuyo. sacchan is plain embarrassing.
24. tsukuyo kills the bugs. sacchan screams at inhuman volumes in the background.
25. sarutobi "do cockroaches have toes" ayame
26. sacchan is the blanket hoarder.
27. tsukuyo wakes up first. can& #39;t miss the peace that comes with sacchan being asleep (also she looks so. beautiful. when she sleeps)
28. sacchan
29. tsukuyo because she& #39;s responsible.
30. tsukuyo cries reading/watching sad stuff. sacchan has
to console her every time
31. despite her looks, tsukki is scared shitless of horror films. she always clutches onto sacchan (who derives an odd pleasure from the movies? hhh)
32. they both cut each other& #39;s hair. they& #39;re ninja. they& #39;re experts in the act of cutting
33. sacchan says i love you first. if it not for sorachi hating women and the gays, she would& #39;ve said it in the episode they met.
34. neither of them tells their family/friends. they all Know.
35. tsukuyo, all shy and shit, asking sacchan to dance with her. lovely.
36. sacchan can canonically only & #39;cook& #39; natto so im betting on tsukki being the better cook
37. both take each other& #39;s jackets. equality.
38. tsukuyo is the one with the cheesy pick up lines. like, she tries to match sacchan& #39;s need to display affection all the time and all she
can do is come up with AWFUL pick up lines
39. the question has the word "inappropriate" in it. i think everyone knows the answer.
40. sacchan is a clown of course she makes tsukki laugh <3
41. both? they both clearly have issues and trauma so they both need the other
42. "who needs to bail the other out of jail" lol
43. theme song? they have a theme playlist it& #39;s all britney spears
44. THIS MAKES ME SOFT SHUT UP imagine tsukuyo coming back home at night and in the other room she hears sacchan softly singing their child back to sleep and thats
the softest she& #39;s heard sacchan be and it makes her so happy that sacchan has someone else she can be herself around sjghdjkhfdurkgdhgfgkf KILL ME
45. all sacchan does is talk about tsukuyo when she& #39;s not around, and all tsukuyo does is wonder if sacchan isnt causing trouble
OKAY LAST TWO QUESTIONS

46. i have this idea in my head that for the longest time the two of them don& #39;t really try to confess their feelings because they feel that they don& #39;t deserve the other. that the other person Surely is in love with someone else. that they deserve better.
it& #39;s mostly because of the doubts and trust issues they have so for the longest time, they& #39;re just. dwelling in these Awful feelings.

47. AND TO COUNTER THIS, they have a drunk & #39;one night stand& #39; and in the morning they& #39;re like oh shit oh SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT and that& #39;s how they
find out that the other person does have some feelings for them.

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU TO ALL THE THREE TSUKKISACCHI STANS
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