Day 22 of self isolation: This little dude paid a visit to my parents house last night and it made my morning infinitely brighter to wake up to pics of him so I’m sharing his sweet furry face with all of you https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">

Day 26 of self isolation: My parents and the raccoon are now BFFs. He visits them daily and they feed him bread. They might be the only people to emerge from quarantine with a pet raccoon https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

My mom: “He sits down on his butt and cleans himself after he eats. We’ve named him Rocky.” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

I was just on the phone with my dad and he had to “let me go so he could go feed and water the raccoon.” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏼‍♀️" title="Woman facepalming (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming (medium light skin tone)">

Me to my mom on the phone: I just FaceTimed dad and he didn’t answer.
Mom: Oh, we’re watching the raccoon eat. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Update on my parents’ raccoon: He now comes right up to their door https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">

My dad bought him chicken nuggets from McDonalds for dinner https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Rocky update: He’s definitely rocking the quarantine bod https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> Here he is enjoying last night’s cuisine. I took him some turkey burgers yesterday so I am also contributing to his quarantine physique

Rocky is still visiting my parents nightly and eating us all out of house & home https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> Our latest discovery is that he likes string cheese https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧀" title="Cheese wedge" aria-label="Emoji: Cheese wedge"> He has truly been such a sweet little God wink during this quarantine. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">