Things I shouldn’t have to tweet:

1. Faking a PT card requires co-conspirators. One of them WILL talk.

2. Especially when you bullied them into signing your fake card.

Source: Judge’s archives

It’s the easiest thing to verify, too. “Oh a 299? Meet me at 0630 tomorrow at the track in PTs. I want to see this. I’ll hold feet. CSM will grade.”