Sure is neat how all the farmers are freaking out about the stock market while the price of wheat goes up
Yer wheat is going to make about the second or third week of June.

You are not essential till harvest.

Fuck off, quit breathing my air, go home.
Oh you want to plant fall crop?

Good. Go live in your tractor.

Stay the fuck away from me.
Nothing like looking out the window and seeing people hauling campers and atvs around.

Sure does seem essential.
Ever been playing GTA and for some unknown reason you get two stars, but the cops are glitched out and leave you alone?

That's what my anxiety has been at since February.
This thread started out with good bones about farming economics but my stress kicked in.
Anyways if you have a local farmer who is freaking out about the stock market volatility, ask them how the Chicago Mercantile Exchange is doing for their crop/critter of choice. See if they pay as close attention to that.
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