Kevin: Dad, are the ingredients in my breakfast fresh?
Dad: I think so
Kevin: Locally sourced?
Dad: Why all the questions?
Kevin: I’m doing an online review for Trip Advior
Dad: Kevin, we are not a five star Hotel
Kevin: No, you’re not, I’ve given you one star https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⭐️" title="Medium star" aria-label="Emoji: Medium star">
#BreakfastClub
Kevin: I don’t see any croissants https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥐" title="Croissant" aria-label="Emoji: Croissant">
Dad: Should there be?
Kevin: I ticked them on the breakfast menu
Dad: What breakfast menu?
Kevin: Well, I couldn’t find one, so I created my own
Dad: ...and ticked everything
Kevin: A good reviewer should try everything https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😺" title="Smiling cat face with open mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling cat face with open mouth">
Dad: Caviar!!!!?https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😧" title="Anguished face" aria-label="Emoji: Anguished face">
Kevin: I don’t see any croissants https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= Dad: Should there be?Kevin: I ticked them on the breakfast menuDad: What breakfast menu?Kevin: Well, I couldn’t find one, so I created my ownDad: ...and ticked everythingKevin: A good reviewer should try everything https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😺" title="Smiling cat face with open mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling cat face with open mouth">Dad: Caviar!!!!?https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😧" title="Anguished face" aria-label="Emoji: Anguished face">" title="Kevin: I don’t see any croissants https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥐" title="Croissant" aria-label="Emoji: Croissant"> Dad: Should there be?Kevin: I ticked them on the breakfast menuDad: What breakfast menu?Kevin: Well, I couldn’t find one, so I created my ownDad: ...and ticked everythingKevin: A good reviewer should try everything https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😺" title="Smiling cat face with open mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling cat face with open mouth">Dad: Caviar!!!!?https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😧" title="Anguished face" aria-label="Emoji: Anguished face">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Dad: There you go, croissants and caviar, that’s got to be worth a rating upgrade https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Smiling face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with smiling eyes">
Kevin: Very good, you just earned an extra star, it’s just a shame about the cheese
Dad: What cheese?
Kevin: Exactly.... no cheese, back to one star https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⭐️" title="Medium star" aria-label="Emoji: Medium star">
Dad: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤨" title="Face with raised eyebrow" aria-label="Emoji: Face with raised eyebrow">
Dad: There you go, croissants and caviar, that’s got to be worth a rating upgrade https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=Kevin: Very good, you just earned an extra star, it’s just a shame about the cheeseDad: What cheese?Kevin: Exactly.... no cheese, back to one star https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⭐️" title="Medium star" aria-label="Emoji: Medium star"> Dad: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤨" title="Face with raised eyebrow" aria-label="Emoji: Face with raised eyebrow">" title="Dad: There you go, croissants and caviar, that’s got to be worth a rating upgrade https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Smiling face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with smiling eyes">Kevin: Very good, you just earned an extra star, it’s just a shame about the cheeseDad: What cheese?Kevin: Exactly.... no cheese, back to one star https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⭐️" title="Medium star" aria-label="Emoji: Medium star"> Dad: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤨" title="Face with raised eyebrow" aria-label="Emoji: Face with raised eyebrow">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Dad: Right, now you have cheese
Kevin: It’s not very blue is it?
Dad: You want blue cheese?
Kevin: If it’s not too much trouble
Dad: I’m not sure hotels would go this far to please
Kevin: Dad, remember the number one rule
Dad: Which is?
Kevin: The Catstomer is always right https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😺" title="Smiling cat face with open mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling cat face with open mouth">
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