Kevin: Dad, are the ingredients in my breakfast fresh?
Dad: I think so
Kevin: Locally sourced?
Dad: Why all the questions?
Kevin: I’m doing an online review for Trip Advior
Dad: Kevin, we are not a five star Hotel
Kevin: No, you’re not, I’ve given you one star
#BreakfastClub

Kevin: I don’t see any croissants
Dad: Should there be?
Kevin: I ticked them on the breakfast menu
Dad: What breakfast menu?
Kevin: Well, I couldn’t find one, so I created my own
Dad: ...and ticked everything
Kevin: A good reviewer should try everything
Dad: Caviar!!!!?

Dad: There you go, croissants and caviar, that’s got to be worth a rating upgrade
Kevin: Very good, you just earned an extra star, it’s just a shame about the cheese
Dad: What cheese?
Kevin: Exactly.... no cheese, back to one star
Dad:

Dad: Right, now you have cheese
Kevin: It’s not very blue is it?
Dad: You want blue cheese?
Kevin: If it’s not too much trouble
Dad: I’m not sure hotels would go this far to please
Kevin: Dad, remember the number one rule
Dad: Which is?
Kevin: The Catstomer is always right