Home Schooling (1 of Several):

"Dad, what's alliteration?"
"I don't know! You're always asking awkward questions!"

#AccidentalSchooling
Home Schooling (2 of Several):

"Dad, what's a simile?"
"I don't know! You're as annoying as a crying baby with all these questions!"

#AccidentalSchooling
Home Schooling (3 of Several):

"Dad, what's onomatopoeia?"
"I don't know! That type of thing goes over my head like this... 'whoosh!'"

#AccidentalSchooling
Home Schooling (4 of Several):

"Dad, what's a synonym?"
"I don't know! Stop asking, interrogating, quizzing me"

#AccidentalSchooling
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