thoughts so far on my VPR journey:
- they drink SO MUCH
- they’re impressively good at being hungover
- all they do is gaslight each other /they’re insane humans
- I can’t get enough and can’t turn it off omg someone help
- there incapable of taking responsibility for literally anything they do
- Lisa is really pleasant and likeable
- THIS SHOW IS ABOUT SERVERS
- does Kristen ever just DROP IT? (I know the answer is no)
- their sur uniform dresses are so unfortunate
- James Kennedy walking around the bar w his dj headphones still around his neck LOL
- binging rly makes you realize how rough Jax looks as the seasons go on
- they clearly have no gay friends Bc they refer to pride as gay pride every time
- Lisa requesting tea every time every where from anyone no matter what is my fav quality
- stassi’s statement necklace line o m g
- scheana’s missing her wedding cue & refusing to go delayed !!!!!!!
- did she ever recover from the shot of her back rolls ?? I wouldn’t
- everything about this clip:
- Jax looking like a full blown disaster in the beginning of season 4 is he ok
- Kristen’s t shirt line !!!!! loitering at sur even tho she was fired, I love when people are fired and say it’s the best thing that happened to them
- James carrying his dj controller w no case
- love that they also endured the era of fireball / people making bad decisions from chugging fireball
- how does Kristen drive a Beamer w no job and a T-shirt line ? where can I see the t-shirt line
omg just scheana’s house:
- the giant canvas photos from their wedding taking up the whole walls
- casually drinking Capri sun with lunch
- live laugh love signs
- her husband admitting he has a drug addiction and her crying about how she had a bad week omg
- GEORGE MICHAEL IS JAMES’ GODFATHER HES JUST GONNA DROP THAT BOMB ???????
- tom’s full blown film crew shooting his music video who does their first video on an arri w multiple cameras & a full g&e dept !
- his band is a chromeo rip off???
- still scared of Kristen
- i LOVE lala !!!!!
- I’m nervous for Schwarz at all times bc he’s so dumb & nervous
- THIS REALTOR NAMED ALDO
- ok wait Katie and Schwarz got married on a WEDNESDAY
- just a quick note about tom’s long hair w blonde streaks & scheana’s new grey contacts
- Katie hating lala and body shaming her is anti feminist and shows her insecurity w HERSELF I said what I said
- the 3 gals hating scheana for apologizing to lala and trying to let drama blow over is making me turn on them tbh
- Kristen doesn’t know what the hamptons are
- scheana being mind blown by people going to work on monday morning and also being confused by eating lobster
- Jax is always sunburnt ?
- omg the boys dressing in drag in new Orleans we stan
- Kristen is a troll stirring the pot while Schwarz is blackout !
- sandoval is such a good friend and I love how much he loves Schwarz !
- can Kristen go away and I miss lala
- KATIE DRINKING A FOUR LOKO WHILE THIS IS ALL GOING DOWN I’m done
- sandovals mad hatter phase is just........ the first time I saw him in one of those top hats I thought maybe He was joking but I now know he is not
- the password to scheana’s masquerade party is “420” omg
- James’ MC skulls are so like lame wedding dj who sits while he plays it love it
- gossip girl did cheating drama at a masquerade FIRST xoxo
- Schwartz buying Katie a mariachi band while they’re casually at dinner and then crying watching her! I love him !!!!!!!!
- my notes are getting less Bc this show is so redundant but I still love this show and lala and I’m mid season 6 to anyone following this thread pray 4 me
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